Thursday, February 18, 2021
Tuesday, February 16, 2021
Saturday, February 13, 2021
Vaccines
"The vaccine should be tested on politicians first. If they survive, THE VACCINE IS SAFE. If they don't, then THE COUNTRY IS SAFE" by Polish Author.
Tuesday, February 2, 2021
Sunday, January 24, 2021
Tuesday, December 22, 2020
Douglas Adams: Parrots the Universe and Everything
The extraordinary thing about this terribly funny speech is that it was given at the University of California in May 2001, and Douglas Adams died May 11th, 2001 of a heart attack.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZG8HBuDjgc&feature=emb_logo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZG8HBuDjgc&feature=emb_logo
Tuesday, December 15, 2020
Sunday, December 13, 2020
Friday, December 11, 2020
Thursday, December 10, 2020
Why Small Businesses Should Stay Closed Forever!
Once again, I don't want to downplay the danger of COVID-19, because there is too much of that already, but I find his videos funny, and he makes points about freedom.
Wednesday, November 25, 2020
Friday, November 13, 2020
George Carlin on why "It's important not to give a shit"
I guess the lesson here is to be yourself or know thyself.
Monday, November 2, 2020
Saturday, October 24, 2020
Reasons to vote Democrat
I think that if I saw this book in a bookstore, I would consider buying it.
Monday, September 14, 2020
Saturday, September 5, 2020
Monday, August 10, 2020
Friday, July 17, 2020
Saturday, July 4, 2020
Wednesday, July 1, 2020
Sunday, June 28, 2020
Thursday, June 18, 2020
Sunday, June 7, 2020
Tuesday, June 2, 2020
Saturday, May 30, 2020
Wednesday, May 20, 2020
Made me laugh
Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
DONALD TRUMP: I've been told by many sources, good sources - they're very good sources - that the chicken crossed the road. All the Fake News wants to do is write nasty things about the road, but it's a really good road. It's a beautiful road. Everyone knows how beautiful it is.
Joe Biden: Why did the chicken do the...thing in the...you know the rest.
SARAH PALIN: The chicken crossed the road because, gosh-darn it, he's a maverick!
BARACK OBAMA: Let me be perfectly clear, if the chickens like their eggs they can keep their eggs. No chicken will be required to cross the road to surrender her eggs. Period.
AOC: Chickens should not be forced to lay eggs! This is because of corporate greed! Eggs should be able to lay themselves.
HILLARY CLINTON: What difference at this point does it make why the chicken crossed the road.
GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or against us. There is no middle ground here.
DICK CHENEY: Where's my gun?
BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken.
AL GORE: I invented the chicken.
JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.
AL SHARPTON: Why are all the chickens white?
DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on this side of the road before it goes after the problem on the other side of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he is acting by not taking on his current problems before adding any new problems.
OPRAH: Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross the road so badly. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a NEW CAR so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.
ANDERSON COOPER: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.
NANCY GRACE: That chicken crossed the road because he's guilty! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.
PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.
MARTHA STEWART: No one called me to warn me which way the chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.
DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain, alone.
GRANDPA: In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
BARBARA WALTERS: Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish it's lifelong dream of crossing the road.
ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?
COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?
Monday, May 4, 2020
Sunday, April 26, 2020
Thursday, April 9, 2020
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