Remember, COVID is still here; ALWAYS WEAR A MASK!

This is funny.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lh2j8x86jts

New Rule: Past & Furious | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO)

This made me laugh.

https://youtu.be/efbm3JS0J04

New Rule: Losing to China | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO)

Some strong language, but even more very good points.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DH4v6FnbvM

Historical Events

Dozens of bumbling Taliban jihadis blow THEMSELVES up during a bomb making class inside a mosque

A workplace accident?

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/14063752/taliban-blow-themselves-up-bomb-making-class-mosque/

Vaccines

"The vaccine should be tested on politicians first. If they survive, THE VACCINE IS SAFE. If they don't, then THE COUNTRY IS SAFE" by Polish Author.

You’ll Own Nothing and Be Happy!? - The Great Reset

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEQcyIGH_vQ

A funny and pretty good description of Gamestop

---------- Forwarded message ---------

From: Larry Trout 

https://youtu.be/C6XEtQrgQUA

Bernie Sanders sits alone with his mittens at inauguration, and a meme is born - MarketWatch

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/bernie-sanders-sits-alone-with-his-mittens-at-inauguration-and-a-meme-is-born-11611191253

Douglas Adams: Parrots the Universe and Everything

The extraordinary thing about this terribly funny speech is that it was given at the University of California in May 2001, and Douglas Adams died May 11th, 2001 of a heart attack.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZG8HBuDjgc&feature=emb_logo

Douglas Adams parrots the universe and everything

Douglas Adams is absolutely hilarious.

https://www.ted.com/talks/douglas_adams_parrots_the_universe_and_everything

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Best wishes,

John Coffey

http://www.entertainmentjourney.com

COVID Vaccine Humor (from Facebook)

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Best wishes,

John Coffey

http://www.entertainmentjourney.com

Donald Trump reads the Darth Plagueis Copypasta (Speech Synthesis)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEzIAixNkFI&feature=youtu.be

🙂

Why Small Businesses Should Stay Closed Forever!

Once again, I don't want to downplay the danger of COVID-19, because there is too much of that already, but I find his videos funny, and he makes points about freedom.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_O9ltm_Gml0

Happy Thanksgiving

George Carlin on why "It's important not to give a shit"

I guess the lesson here is to be yourself or know thyself.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZGo6mWjk4Y

Dilbert Comic Strip on 2017-05-14 | Dilbert by Scott Adams

https://dilbert.com/strip/2017-05-14

Reasons to vote Democrat

http://www.youtube.com/shorts/8nlrkoLLnkI

I think that if I saw this book in a bookstore, I would consider buying it.

Hunting...

http://www.youtube.com/w/shj1vHlnUxA

Dave Chappelle Compares Hillary Clinton To Darth Vader

Very crude...

https://youtu.be/u7YcExpJz_c

Robin Williams – Rambling Joe Biden

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQ0V8EY_gGY

2020

Comedians CALL OUT PC Culture (Ricky Gervais, Bill Burr and more..) - YouTube

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nMmuqw8cag

Saving Private Property

George Carlin

Al Bundy

Kim Jong Un's presidential palace on Google maps

Restaurants reopening vibe

Famous Youtubers Be Like...

https://youtu.be/XYr_ru_77fE

Made me laugh

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

DONALD TRUMP: I've been told by many sources, good sources - they're very good sources - that the chicken crossed the road. All the Fake News wants to do is write nasty things about the road, but it's a really good road. It's a beautiful road. Everyone knows how beautiful it is.

Joe Biden: Why did the chicken do the...thing in the...you know the rest.

SARAH PALIN: The chicken crossed the road because, gosh-darn it, he's a maverick!

BARACK OBAMA: Let me be perfectly clear, if the chickens like their eggs they can keep their eggs. No chicken will be required to cross the road to surrender her eggs. Period.

AOC: Chickens should not be forced to lay eggs! This is because of corporate greed! Eggs should be able to lay themselves.

HILLARY CLINTON: What difference at this point does it make why the chicken crossed the road.

GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or against us. There is no middle ground here.

DICK CHENEY: Where's my gun?

BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken.

AL GORE: I invented the chicken.

JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.

AL SHARPTON: Why are all the chickens white?

DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on this side of the road before it goes after the problem on the other side of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he is acting by not taking on his current problems before adding any new problems.

OPRAH: Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross the road so badly. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a NEW CAR so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.

ANDERSON COOPER: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.

NANCY GRACE: That chicken crossed the road because he's guilty! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.

PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.

MARTHA STEWART: No one called me to warn me which way the chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.

DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain, alone.

GRANDPA: In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.

BARBARA WALTERS: Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish it's lifelong dream of crossing the road.

ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?

COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?