Reaction to Japan

From: larry.r.trout

'Iran and North Korea today announced they will halt their plans for peaceful nuclear power'

   Tehran- Iran's foreign minister today held a joint press conference with the foreign minister of North Korea, announcing their respective countries, in response to the events in Japan, would halt development and deployment of their peaceful nuclear power programs. "Japan has opened our eyes to the inherent dangers of nuclear power", the minister of North Korea said. "We hope with the termination of these programs, we will not only prevent a future radioactive catastrophe in the event of a natural disaster" said the Iranian foreign minister, "but our actions will also allay the unfounded concerns of the international community. We hope by taking such a step to rejoin the international trade community to the benefit of our countries and others"

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Fwd: Doctors vs. Gun Owners

From: larry.r.trout

 

From: Anderson, Greg @ CSG - CSW
Sent: Wednesday, February 16, 2011 6:07 AM
Subject: FW: Doctors vs. Gun Owners

 

 

Doctors vs. Gun Owners

Doctors (A)  The number of physicians in the  U.S.  Is 700,000. (B)  Accidental deaths caused by Physicians Per year are 120,000. (C)  Accidental deaths per physician Is 0.171 Statistics courtesy of  U.S.  Dept of Health  and  Human Services. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Now think about this: Guns (A)  The number of gun owners in the  U.S. Is 80,000,000. (Yes, that's 80 million) (B)  The number of accidental gun deaths Per year, all age groups, Is 1,500. (C)  The number of accidental deaths Per gun owner Is .0000188 Statistics courtesy of FBI >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> So,  statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Remember, 'Guns don't kill people, doctors do.' >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> FACT:  NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT Almost everyone has at least one doctor. This means you are over 9,000 times more likely to be killed by a doctor as by a gun owner!!! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Please alert your friends To this Alarming threat. We must ban doctors Before this gets completely out of hand!!!!! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Out of concern for the public at large, We withheld the statistics on Lawyers For fear the shock would cause People to panic and seek medical attention!

 

 

 

 

Top Ten Indicators

TOP TEN INDICATORS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS CHANGED TO OBAMA'S HEALTH CARE PLAN:

 

(10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.

(9) Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park."

(8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.

(7) The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.

(6) The only item listed under Preventative Care Coverage is "an apple a day."

(5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to goodwill last month.

(4) "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges," is not a typographical error.

(3) The only expense covered 100% is "embalming."

(2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them.

 

AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED OBAMA'S HEALTH CARE PLAN

(1) You ask for Viagra, and they give you a Popsicle stick and duct tape.

Quote

From: larry.r.trout

"This isn't the politics of the moment. This has to do with what can we get done right now"

Obama quote

Obama Underappreciation Syndrome

Not Your Average Joe

In the '80s, Bill Buckley suggested that AIDS sufferers be required to get tattoos on their buttocks to protect other gays. As all hell broke loose over his proposal, Sobran simply suggested that it might borrow from Dante: "Abandon hope, all ye who enter here." 

http://www.humanevents.com/article.php?id=39309

JibJab.com - Time for Some Campaignin'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adc3MSS5Ydc&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Interesting game! (Bin Laden shoot)

Personally, I think that the game gets old quick ...

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From: Allan

I LIKE THIS GAME!!!!

----- Original Message -----

From: 

GREAT FUN!!!

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From: Everett 

This one is easier than the wetback shoot.    I'll bet you can't play this just once! http://www.politesociety.com/binladenliquors_ol10[1].swf