Occupy ...

Arguing ...

A Country Founded by Geniuses but Run by Idiots

This is great. Just heard it on the radio...

http://capoliticalnews.com/2013/07/04/a-country-founded-by-geniuses-but-run-by-idiots/

Obamacare

Stop Global Warming

Obama

Fwd: Christmas is Cancelled!

CHRISTMAS IS CANCELLED!!

T'WAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS – OLD SANTA WAS PISSED.
HE CUSSED OUT THE ELVES AND THREW DOWN HIS LONG LIST.

MISERABLE LITTLE BRATS, UNGRATEFUL LITTLE JERKS. ...
I HAVE A GOOD MIND TO SCRAP THE WHOLE WORKS. ...

I'VE BUSTED MY ASS FOR DAMN NEAR A YEAR.
INSTEAD OF "THANKS SANTA" – WHAT DO I HEAR?

MRS. SANTA BITCHES CAUSE I WORK LATE AT NIGHT…
THE ELVES WANT MORE MONEY –THE REINDEER ALL FIGHT.

RUDOLPH GOT DRUNK AND CRASHED THE DAMN SLED.
DONNER IS PREGNANT, VIXEN'S JUST OUT OF HIS HEAD.

AND JUST WHEN I THOUGHT THAT THINGS WOULD GET BETTER,
THOSE BUTT WHOLES FROM THE BYU SENT ME A LETTER.

THEY SAY I OWE TITHING – IF THAT AIN'T SO FUNNY.
WHO IN THE HELL EVER SENT SANTA MONEY?

THE KIDS THESE DAYS – THEIR ALL IN THE PITS.
THEY WANT THE IMPOSSIBLE…THOSE MEAN LITTLE TWITS.

I SPENT A WHOLE YEAR MAKING WAGONS AND SLEDS,
ASSEMBLING DOLLS, WITH THEIR ARMS, LEGS AND HEADS,

I MADE TONS OF YOYO'S –NO REQUEST FOR THEM…
THEY ALL WANT COMPUTERS…I'M NOT FREAKING IBM!

FLYING THROUGH THE AIR…DODGING THE TREES,
SLIDING DOWN CHIMNEYS AND SKINNING MY KNEES.

I'M QUITTING THIS JOB…THERE'S JUST NO ENJOYMENT.
I'LL SIT ON MY BUTT AND DRAW OBAMA UNEMPLOYMENT,

Re: Reagan Warned Us About Obama

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=lgh6wivCerE

Fwd: Election Evaluations Less than 1 page

From: Dean McClain 

"The danger to America is not Barack Obama but a citizenry capable of entrusting a man like him with the Presidency.   It will be far easier to limit and undo the follies of an Obama presidency than to restore the necessary common sense and good judgment to a depraved electorate willing to have such a man for their president.  The problem is much deeper and far more serious than Mr. Obama, who is a mere symptom of what ails America .  Blaming the prince of the fools should not blind anyone to the vast confederacy of fools that made him their prince.   The Republic can survive a Barack Obama, who is, after all, merely a fool.    It is less likely to survive a multitude of fools such as those who made him their president."

Source: Czech Republic newspaper,Prager Zeitungon

Brother Dean

Obama Bumper Sticker removal kit

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=201pgTaEseQ&NR=1&feature=endscreen

Joss Whedon Warns that Mitt Romney Could Spur Zombie Apocalypse

http://blogs.wsj.com/speakeasy/2012/10/29/joss-whedon-warns-that-mitt-romney-could-spur-zombie-apocalypse/

Fwd: Abbott & Costello for today

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For those of you who don't know who Abbott and Costello were, too bad . . . . . But don't worry about it.)? Abbott and Costello explain the U.S. Accounting System. ? COSTELLO: I want to talk about the unemployment rate in America. ? ABBOTT: Good Subject. Terrible Times. It's 9%. ? COSTELLO: That many people are out of work? ? ABBOTT: No, that's 16%. ? COSTELLO: You just said 9%. ABBOTT: 9% Unemployed. COSTELLO: Right 9% out of work. ABBOTT: No, that's 16%. COSTELLO: Okay, so it's 16% unemployed. ABBOTT: No, that's 9%... COSTELLO: WAIT A MINUTE. Is it 9% or 16%? ABBOTT: 9% are unemployed. 16% are out of work. COSTELLO: IF you are out of work you are unemployed. ABBOTT: No, you can't count the "Out of Work" as the unemployed. You have to look for work to be unemployed. COSTELLO: BUT THEY ARE OUT OF WORK!!! ABBOTT: No, you miss my point. COSTELLO: What point? ABBOTT: Someone who doesn't look for work, can't be counted with those who look for work. It wouldn't be fair. COSTELLO: To whom? ABBOTT: The unemployed. COSTELLO: But they are ALL out of work. ABBOTT: No, the unemployed are actively looking for work. Those who are out of work stopped looking. They gave up. And, if you give up, you are no longer in the ranks of the unemployed. COSTELLO: So if you're off the unemployment rolls, that would count as less unemployment? ABBOTT: Unemployment would go down. Absolutely! COSTELLO: The unemployment just goes down because you don't look for work? ABBOTT: Absolutely it goes down. That's how you get to 9%. Otherwise it would be 16%. You don't want to read about 16% unemployment, do ya? COSTELLO: That would be frightening. ABBOTT: Absolutely. COSTELLO: Wait, I got a question for you. That means there are two ways to bring down the unemployment number? ABBOTT: Two ways is correct. COSTELLO: Unemployment can go down if someone gets a job? ABBOTT: Correct. COSTELLO: And unemployment can also go down if you stop looking for a job? ABBOTT: Bingo. COSTELLO: So there are two ways to bring unemployment down, and the easier of the two is to just stop looking for work. ABBOTT: Now you're thinking like an economist. COSTELLO: I don't even know what I just said! ABBOTT: Now you're thinking like a politician.

Suave

Ann Coulter: On July 4, remember: We are not French

http://www.humanevents.com/2012/07/04/ann-coulter-on-july-4-remember-we-are-not-french/

Bailouts

Santorum tells Minnesotans the race is still on | INFORUM | Fargo, ND

http://www.inforum.com/event/article/id/349084/group/News/

I think that Santorum looks like some sitcom character who has no idea
what is really going on.

Iowa Nice

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=qLZZ6JD0g9Y

...Not sure if I flew over Iowa, since I had a connection in Minneapolis, but it is quite possible.

News Desk: Ron Paul’s Abortion Problem : The New Yorker

http://m.newyorker.com/online/blogs/newsdesk/2011/12/ron-pauls-abortion-problem.html

balanced approach

'"The president has often said we need a 'balanced' approach -- which in Washington means: we spend more. . .you pay more. Having run a small business, I know those tax increases will destroy jobs.

"The president is adamant that we cannot make fundamental changes to our entitlement programs. As the father of two daughters, I know these programs won't be there for them and their kids unless significant action is taken now."'

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2011/07/25/boehner_balanced_approach_means_spend_more_you_pay_more.html

Klavan's One-State Solution

I love this!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIEeiDjdUuU&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Fwd: Fw: Handling Negative comments

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Mardawna Grover

I don't know or care if the below statements are true....but I kinda hope they were said and are true!  :-)
 

Here's a refresher on how some of our former patriots handled negative comments about our country.     These are good   JFK'S Secretary of State, Dean Rusk, was in France in the early 60's when DeGaulle decided to pull out of NATO.  DeGaulle said he wanted all US   military out of France as soon as possible.  Rusk responded, "Does that include those who are buried here?"  DeGaulle did not respond. You could have heard a pin drop. -----------------------------------------      When in England , at a fairly large conference, Colin Powell was asked by the Archbishop of Canterbury if our plans for Iraq were just an example of 'empire building' by George Bush.    He answered by saying, "Over the years, the United States has sent many of its fine young men and women into great peril to fight for freedom beyond our borders.  The only amount of land we have ever asked for in return is enough to bury those that did not return." You could have heard a pin drop. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~   There was a conference in France where a number of international engineers were taking part, including French and American.  During a break, one of the French engineers came back into the room saying, "Have you heard the latest dumb stunt Bush has done? He has sent an aircraft carrier to Indonesia to help the tsunami victims.  What does he intend to do, bomb them?"   A Boeing engineer stood up and replied quietly:  "Our carriers have three hospitals on board that can treat several hundred people; they are nuclear powered and can supply emergency  electrical power to shore facilities; they have three  cafeterias with the capacity to feed 3,000 people three meals a day, they can produce several thousand gallons of fresh water from sea water each day, and they carry half a dozen helicopters for use in transporting victims and injured to and from their flight deck.  We have eleven such ships; how many does France have?"   You could have heard a pin drop. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~   A U.S. Navy Admiral was attending a naval conference that included Admirals from the U.S., English, Canadian, Australian and French Navies  At a cocktail reception, he found himself standing with a large group of officers that included personnel from most of those countries. Everyone was chatting away in English as they sipped their drinks but a French admiral suddenly complained that, whereas Europeans learn many languages, Americans learn only English. He then asked, "Why is it that we always have to speak English in these conferences rather than speaking French?"   Without hesitating, the American Admiral replied, "Maybe it's because the Brit's, Canadians, Aussie's and Americans arranged it so you wouldn't have to speak German."   You could have heard a pin drop.   ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~   AND THIS STORY FITS RIGHT IN WITH THE ABOVE...   Robert Whiting, an elderly gentleman of 83, arrived in Paris by plane. At French Customs, he took a few minutes to locate his passport in his carry on.   "You have been to France before, monsieur?" the customs officer asked sarcastically.   Mr. Whiting admitted that he had been to France   previously.   "Then you should know enough to have your passport ready."   The American said, "The last time I was here, I didn't have to show it."   "Impossible.. Americans always have to show their passports on arrival in France !"   The American senior gave the Frenchman a long hard look.  Then he quietly explained, ''Well, when I came ashore at Omaha Beach on D-Day in 1944 to help liberate this country, I couldn't find a single Frenchmen to show a passport to." You could have heard a pin drop.   ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~   If you are proud to be an American, pass this on! If not, delete it.   I am proud to be of this land, AMERICA       Today, God will give me what I need... and tomorrow God will do it again.

Reaction to Japan

From: larry.r.trout

'Iran and North Korea today announced they will halt their plans for peaceful nuclear power'

   Tehran- Iran's foreign minister today held a joint press conference with the foreign minister of North Korea, announcing their respective countries, in response to the events in Japan, would halt development and deployment of their peaceful nuclear power programs. "Japan has opened our eyes to the inherent dangers of nuclear power", the minister of North Korea said. "We hope with the termination of these programs, we will not only prevent a future radioactive catastrophe in the event of a natural disaster" said the Iranian foreign minister, "but our actions will also allay the unfounded concerns of the international community. We hope by taking such a step to rejoin the international trade community to the benefit of our countries and others"

www.this-is-a-parody-I-wrote%ltrout.com

Fwd: Doctors vs. Gun Owners

From: larry.r.trout

 

From: Anderson, Greg @ CSG - CSW
Sent: Wednesday, February 16, 2011 6:07 AM
Subject: FW: Doctors vs. Gun Owners

 

 

Doctors vs. Gun Owners

Doctors (A)  The number of physicians in the  U.S.  Is 700,000. (B)  Accidental deaths caused by Physicians Per year are 120,000. (C)  Accidental deaths per physician Is 0.171 Statistics courtesy of  U.S.  Dept of Health  and  Human Services. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Now think about this: Guns (A)  The number of gun owners in the  U.S. Is 80,000,000. (Yes, that's 80 million) (B)  The number of accidental gun deaths Per year, all age groups, Is 1,500. (C)  The number of accidental deaths Per gun owner Is .0000188 Statistics courtesy of FBI >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> So,  statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Remember, 'Guns don't kill people, doctors do.' >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> FACT:  NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT Almost everyone has at least one doctor. This means you are over 9,000 times more likely to be killed by a doctor as by a gun owner!!! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Please alert your friends To this Alarming threat. We must ban doctors Before this gets completely out of hand!!!!! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Out of concern for the public at large, We withheld the statistics on Lawyers For fear the shock would cause People to panic and seek medical attention!

 

 

 

 

Top Ten Indicators

TOP TEN INDICATORS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS CHANGED TO OBAMA'S HEALTH CARE PLAN:

 

(10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.

(9) Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park."

(8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.

(7) The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.

(6) The only item listed under Preventative Care Coverage is "an apple a day."

(5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to goodwill last month.

(4) "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges," is not a typographical error.

(3) The only expense covered 100% is "embalming."

(2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them.

 

AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED OBAMA'S HEALTH CARE PLAN

(1) You ask for Viagra, and they give you a Popsicle stick and duct tape.

Quote

From: larry.r.trout

"This isn't the politics of the moment. This has to do with what can we get done right now"

Obama quote

Obama Underappreciation Syndrome

Not Your Average Joe

In the '80s, Bill Buckley suggested that AIDS sufferers be required to get tattoos on their buttocks to protect other gays. As all hell broke loose over his proposal, Sobran simply suggested that it might borrow from Dante: "Abandon hope, all ye who enter here." 

http://www.humanevents.com/article.php?id=39309

JibJab.com - Time for Some Campaignin'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adc3MSS5Ydc&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Interesting game! (Bin Laden shoot)

Personally, I think that the game gets old quick ...

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Allan

I LIKE THIS GAME!!!!

----- Original Message -----

From: 

GREAT FUN!!!

Begin forwarded message:

From: Everett 

This one is easier than the wetback shoot.    I'll bet you can't play this just once! http://www.politesociety.com/binladenliquors_ol10[1].swf